Over inside the Rolling Lands were many underground lakes, some experts estimated up to fifteen thousand, which is to say Thoswhound, an underwater dweller, the four eyed fish, one on each fin (some referred to the Thowshound as the four finned fish). To name, classify and catalogue the underground lakes, Professor Lewis Barthaleme was brought in by the Valley Town high council. A six time advanced graduate, winner of the Rikkets Science Award and best-selling author, Barthaleme came at a high price (he also only came with someone’s big toe up his ass). The high council retained a nearly limitless fund, to use on pet projects, such as the naming of the underground lakes, and also on the latest in military weaponry, such as the automatic cannon and the ninety-five gauge double barrel rifle, with a one hundred bullet clip and scope (weighing only fifty pounds).
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